Just joke for friend about the Black Sea

And I open my mail today
none of messages I see...
And I will (just from now) pray
for your going to Black Sea.
We shall there (on the beach) play...
We shall there (between waves) swim...
And it will be so green-gray,
(as my womderfull short dream)...
Will be (weather) there so good...
Sun will shine in the blue sky..
We shall eat only fruit-food...
If you can not then tell why...
I will even my sex change:)
(If as I am you don't like)
Do you think that I am strange?
Yes! I am! And my name's Mike!